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Name: John Shea Positions: Keeper, Right-arm Fast, Right-hand Whacker. Nicknames: Stavros, Moley, Triple S Appearance: Immaculate Cricketing Idol: Lance Klusener Heroes: Liam Gallagher, Eric Cantona, Trevor Dew Runs: Wickets: |
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Name: Trevor Dew (Captain) Positions: Everything bar wicketkeeper Nicknames: Fatboy Dew, Trev, Fridge Snr. Appearance: Shapely, jeans, occasionally a cheaky tash or goaty! Cricketing Idol: Sir Vivian Richards Heroes: Matt Le Tissier, Meatloaf Runs: 5052@20.04 Wickets: 274@16.65 |
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Name: Ian Gibson (Chairman) Positions: At the bar, Right Arm Medium, Right Hand Bat Nicknames: Erk, Gibbo, Mao, Roland Rat. Appearance: Everywhere! Cricketing Idol: Geoffrey Boycott Heroes: Jeremy Imbush, Trevor Dew Runs: Wickets: |
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Name: Nicholas Clark Positions: Hungover in the outfield, RH Opener, Off spin Nicknames: Clarky, Captain Cobweb, Nod Jnr. Appearance: Blood shot, sweating, Ralph Lauren shirts Cricketing Idol: Mark Vincent, Tom Wigley Heroes: Trevor Dew, David Attenborough, Steve Irwin (rip) Runs: 3353@26.60 Wickets: |
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Name: Ralph Smith Positions: RH Opener, WK Nicknames: Ralph is bad enough! Appearance: Scruffy, yet deceptively handsome. Cricketing Idol: Alec Stewart Heroes: Barry Van Dyke, Kevin Sorbo (Adventures of Hercules), Bill Clinton, oh...and Trevor Dew! Runs: 3891@38.91 Wickets: |
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Name: Andrew Napper Positions: Fine Leg, Right Arm Wickets Nicknames: Napster, the optimist! Appearance: Unique Cricketing Idol: Derek Underwood Heroes: Trevor Dew, Eric Cantona. Marilyn Runs: 1910@10.85 Wickets: 485@14.18 |
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Name: Jeremy Imbush Positions: Right Hand Blocker, Right Arm Swinger!!!! Nicknames: Captain Mainwaring, Penfold, the camp dentist, Budha Appearance: Short Cricketing Idol: Shane Warne Heroes: Trevor Dew, Marlon Brando, Arthur Lowe Runs:747@12.66 Wickets:
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Name: Daniel White Positions: Right Arm Rapid, Pinch Hitter Nicknames: Arthur, Dwight, Son of Anne Appearance: Wannabe student, geography teacher Cricketing Idol: Uncle Marcus (Trescothick) Heroes: Trevor Dew, Jim Dean, Marcel Garvey Runs: Wickets: |
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Name: Larry Gray Positions: Right Arm Medium Fast Nicknames: Barry, Gary, Sally, Harry, Florence Appearance: Smoking, stressed, snorting, Norman Wisdom Cricketing Idol: Andre Nel Heroes: Trevor Dew, Norman Wisdom, Duncan Goodhew Runs: Wickets: |
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Name: Stuart Morgan Positions: Military Medium Pace, Top order batsman Nicknames: Fridge, Manwhore, tubsy Appearance: Rotund, breathing in! Cricketing Idol: A young Freddie Flintoff Heroes: Trevor Dew, Elton John, , Jim Dean Runs: Wickets: |
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Name: George Smith Positions: Middle order draw specialist Nicknames: Gorgeous, the leader of Hezbollah Appearance: Hairy, smoking, debating. Cricketing Idol: Steve Smith Heroes: Che Guavara, Trevor Dew Runs: Wickets: |
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Name: Steve Smith Positions: Slow Right Arm, Lower order batsman Nicknames: He doesn’t like them Appearance: Dignified Cricketing Idol: Mike Atherton Heroes: Trevor Dew, Mick Jagger Runs: 1249@8.27 Wickets: 211@20.23 |
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Name: Dave Barlow Positions: Middle Order Bat, Slip Nicknames: Lurch, Trigger Appearance: Team chav Cricketing Idol: Chris Gayle Heroes: Trevor Dew, Mike Skinner Runs: Wickets:
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Name: Jim Dean Positions: Slow Left Arm, Middle Order Bat (roll those wrists) Nicknames: Just legend! Appearance: 1980s stud Cricketing Idol: Steve Smith Heroes: Steve Smith, Benny Hill, Trevor Dew, AC/DC Runs: Wickets: |
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Name: Mike Wigg Positions: Right Arm Shuffle, Middle Order Bat Nicknames: Wiggy, Harlem, Five Knuckle Appearance: Evergreen Cricketing Idol: Clive Lloyd Heroes: Trevor Dew Runs: Wickets: 124@16.16 |
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Name: Ben Hargreaves Positions: Right Arm Fast Medium, Rabbit Nicknames: Yank, brother of Jessica Appearance: Rarely seen Cricketing Idol: Steve Harmison Heroes: John Shea, George W Bush, Trevor Dew Runs: Wickets: Not enough |
